Man what a great headline

A pervert caught secretly sniffing a supermarket shelf-stacker's bum was last night being hunted by police.
The offender was spotted on CCTV trying to catch a whiff of the unsuspecting worker’s backside.
Footage shows the man casually pretending to shop before suddenly crouching down behind the shelf stacker.
The sick bum-sniffer puts his face inches from the worker’s - as several shoppers wander past oblivious to what is happening.
In one incident the man is seen sneakily swooping on the worker’s bum a number of times as he stacks a dairy shelf.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/12/21/supermarket-bum-sniffer-hunted-by-police-115875-21913891/There's even a video on that link
